John McCain has it all figured out. He has a three-point plan to win the election just by using the color green.

1. Use green to differentiate from Obama
2. Use green as proof that he cares about environment
3. Use green to subliminally suggest that a vote for John McCain is a vote for economic rebound… mo’ money.

He doesn’t need to wrap himself in the flag… he was a POW! What’s more American than that? Barack Obama was never a POW… unless of course he was one of the those anonymous prisoners at Guantanamo? Come to think of it… his name kinda sounds like the guys they’re keeping at Gitmo. Hmmm…. I’m so confused.What do I do? Doesn’t green mean go?